Zero Stars
Put the book down, and walk away. This is not worth it!
One Star
One of those books you probably shouldn’t read
Two Stars
Hm, I guess it was okay. But if you have the same book taste as me, avoid it.
Three Stars
Meh. It has its merits – give it a go, but don’t blame me if you hate it!
Four Stars
Pretty good! I won’t read it again, but I will talk about it over a glass of wine.
Five Stars
READ IT RIGHT NOW! Don’t do anything else until you’ve read this book!
